Shed Life (It is what it is)

Guys I just totally had like a 10 minute lucid dream. I remember it all! I was telling people i was having one!

I was at this party and I was gonna haves threesome with these two girls but it didn’t happen, anyway, people were arriving and I was like I’m fucking lucid dreaming and everyone was like fuck yeah! Morgan King was there and I was like dude I’ll see you soon!

I tried to fly, but it didn’t work (I was inside?) also ate some multigrain pizza I found!

Watching the clocks, they were all fucked! So amazing. I couldn’t text either, it was like I was drunk whenever I looked at my phone. There was also a homeless kid who may have been gay at this party but he was rad and everyone got along :)

Later I was outside walking and this guy was like “wtf there’s no reception” and I just yelled “DUDE I’m fucking lucid dreaming, I’m sorry but-” and he was like “aw hell it’s all good” and then I saw Willie Nelson but i think he might have been an imposter or drunk, but then!

Then I woke up and posted it on tumblr!

Seriously everyone, you can get better at dreaming, explore your inner self!

10/10 today’s gonna be fucking cool!