January 2012
1 post
December 2011
18 posts
Continued
Also I remember there being alot of hiding in what was basically a sniper tower. So strange!
Freakay
Okay I’m slowly kind of remembering a dream I had last night;
It was really fucked. Scary even; there were police or like bad guys capturing people an bussing them away somewhere.. Me and Jaz tried to hide under a bus and a guy caught us, and sent us to be taken away, but we got away in the crowd because we stayed calm and pretended to be all brainwashed or something?
I remember like all...
Brambles
I really like that word. It reminds me of Donkey Kong 2. Which also reminds me how awesome the Super Nintendo was; especially Earthbound and LttP.
I’m really bored, kind of. Had an excellent Xmas with various family members and I got some awesome gifts. Christmas aside-
I feel like I should write more. I’m not even that good at it, but reading cracked.com has me slightly motivated...
mellow-nie asked: hi?
kingspore asked: are you going to be a botanist!?
Skdjdns
Woah so I may actually be a bit too drunk to tumblr… But I’m doing it. Fuck the police.?29/) Ayup. Just not even really sure what’s going on right now. Peace out ysaaaak
HOLY CRAP
Guys I just totally had like a 10 minute lucid dream. I remember it all! I was telling people i was having one!
I was at this party and I was gonna haves threesome with these two girls but it didn’t happen, anyway, people were arriving and I was like I’m fucking lucid dreaming and everyone was like fuck yeah! Morgan King was there and I was like dude I’ll see you soon!
I...
October 2011
8 posts
Just had the best/worst fart of my life
“Chocolate is just bullshit in a foil wrapper.”
“.. Or a box.”
Me and Nic are the best.
Everyday i'm tumblin'
Here are some very underrated artists I can think of off the top of my head:
The Number Twelve Looks Like You (progressive/extreme metal)
Does It Offend You, Yeah? (electronic/indie)
K’Naan (rap/hip hop/funk?/soul)
Hyper Crush (electro/hip hop)
Sleeping With Sirens (post-hardcore)
Arsonists Get All the Girls (deathcore)
Minus the Bear (electronic/indie)
Uh yep night all I...
Da Vinci sleep
..
That is all.
Winning
Shaun walks into the casino with 60 dollars. Shaun exits the casino with 300- something. I’ve done this more than a few times now.. I’m never lucky, ever, but apparently when it comes to picking numbers on a roulette table, I just have super powers or something.
#notcomplaining
Dangit, Bobby!
This morning I woke up with 3 Aces of Spades and 2 Aces of Hearts.
This is me starting over, for the better, forever.
Hopefully.
Does it offend you, yeah?
…my drinking? Being bad feels pretty good:
Don’t say we didn’t warn you. You have no idea what you’re getting yourself into.
An epic last song.
Shanksgiving
That was tasty. I made a ham + CHICKEN! + stuffing + mashed potato + gravy on-a-bun thing.. and now I’m full as hell.
September 2011
3 posts
3 tags
2 tags
Tumblargh
Today is my 9th day of work in a row. Woot. I so want a day off. Hopefully I’m takin in my car tomorrow or Monday to get that god awful clicking stopped.. I wish I didn’t buy that 3DS. Not because i don’t enjoy it (it fucking rules), but I’m an idiot and need money.
And a way out. Or in. I’m still just kind of stuck in a dumb loop. But I’m really happy. So,...
August 2011
14 posts
‘Harry, Cedric, I suggest you go up to bed,’ said Dumbledore, smiling at both of them. ‘I am sure Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are waiting to celebrate with you, and it would be a shame to deprive them of this excellent excuse to make a great deal of mess and noise.’
‘Wow!’ said Dennis, as though nobody in their wildest dreams could hope for more than being thrown into a storm-tossed, fathoms-deep lake, and pushed out of it again by a giant sea-minster.
“What comes after T? …Y?” - Steph
Drunk
Oh man, baby I can, not, comprehend how hot you stand, there, not, even planning anything; absent; minded; I don’t even mind it; I’d plan it, transit, find my way into your hands and
It’d probably be pretty grand.
I am a fucking sweet brosef.
“Why the fuck would we free Willy? He’s an asshole.” - Brittany
“Let’s nuke the pope!”
-Remi
Kool-aid? Fuck if my black buddy was here he’d be all over this.. And it’s grape too!
-Coral
“Are we allowed to go to the bathroom?”
I haven't ranted in the morning like this since...
Kill you with kindness; by accident. Let me mean everything to you. I’ve got the fucking softest hands in the west, even if they can’t feel anymore. They aren’t beyond repair, but I won’t pretend I something isn’t wrong with this picture… I think you’re supposed to be in it…
-Brittany
“Okay, let’s hup-to, bitches!”
July 2011
21 posts
“I feel like a crackhead smoking this meth.”
“Is it just me, or does this soccer game have more nudity than most?”
“Do you like her? Maybe you should ask her out..?”
“And just forget about Olivia?”
“…What does your heart tell you?”
“Huh?”
“I mean, which one would you rather see NAKED!?”
“I can’t come to work, I’m shitting in my own pants. And puking everywhere.”